Obama Mama

Will the mother of the president please stand up.

On second thought…..

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Yes. it’s true. The vivacious and mother of our Presidential Messiah apparently is not the Virgin Mary reincarnated.

Photo Timeline: High School Photo > After That > Getting Ready > Wild Thing!

In the middle bottom photo I can’t tell if the other person is a man or woman. Either way, No Way. The last is apparently her as a Christmas present. I think I see a Christmas tree and presents in the background.

I just hope it was returnable.

Thanks to Last American Patriots for ruining my dinner.

 

 

The Obamacare Song Winner!!!!

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The Department of Health and Human Services actually sponsored a Healthy Young America Video Contest “to mobilize young people to help educate and inform one another about the Affordable Care Act.” There are victors in a handful of categories, but the video HHS chose as the overall Grand Prize winner is a song titled “Forget about the Price Tag.” That’s correct: The federal government’s top song encourages us to take our minds off that pesky money issue. This is the ridiculous winner below. Comment with your thoughts.

And the Obamacare Song Winner Is:

Know The People That Work For You

Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.Charley

Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their “Older Person Friendly” policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk.

”Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job when you finally get here; but you’re being late so often is quite bothersome.” 

”Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it.”

 “Well good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear.”
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 Yes sir, I understand your concern and I will try harder.”

Seeming puzzled, the manager went on to comment, “I know you’re retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say to you there if you showed up in the morning late so often?” 

The old man looked down at the floor, and then smiled. He chuckled quietly, then said with a grin,

“They usually saluted and said, Good morning, Admiral, can I get your coffee, sir?

Admiral

Being a boss is knowing your employees and what their life experiences can bring to the table. Surround yourself with the best and let them know every day how much you appreciate them.

Obama Memories

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Obama didn’t say if you like your insurance you can keep it. We misunderstood. He actually said if you like your insurance you can stick it.

Obama said at the beginning in 2008 that it was Hope and Change. Now in 2013 you have to Hope you still have some Change in your pocket.

So, You Really Don’t Think Obama Is A Muslim? …um

TerroristWashington, DC — President Barack Obama held a press conference to announce that he is declaring the month of November ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’.

“The Muslim community deserves our full acceptance and respect,” Obama told reporters. “We have killed millions of Muslims overseas since the September 11th attacks. They are not all bad. In fact most of them are good. So from now on, November will be a month to celebrate the Muslim community, the Sunnah and the Quran.”

Khaled Matei who is a member of the Muslim Brotherhood‘s Freedom and Justice Party told CNN he is pleased with Obama and his actions. “I spoke with President Obama by telephone yesterday and personally thanked him for what he is doing for the Muslim community,” Matei said. “This is definitely a step in the right direction I explained to him. Praise Allah.”

Obama informed reporters about his future plans for helping Muslims around the world. “I will be working with Congress in making it easier for Muslims to earn a Green Card and achieve American citizenship,” Obama said. “Currently as it stands, obtaining a Visa or Green Card for a Muslim is very difficult. There are too many background checks in place and I plan to fix that.” Obama continued, “Muslims are hardworking people who are just looking to live the American Dream like the rest of us. Mr. Matei of the Muslim Brotherhood assured me they want to come to this country to help us, not harm us.”

Obama finished the press conference by explaining to reporters how happy he is with America. “Folks, there is no way we could have had a ‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’ 20 years ago. That really says a lot about the growth and progress of this great country.”

‘National Muslim Appreciation Month’ begins November 1st and will end at midnight on November 30th. For any questions or comments please contact the 24-hour National Muslim Appreciation Hotline at (785) 273-0325.

– See more at: http://nationalreport.net/obama-declares-november-national-muslim-appreciation-month/#sthash.g2ku54xQ.dpuf